my moral standing is lying down

I downloaded a Mad Libs app for my iPhone (the free version has only 4 "stories") and played with my mom on Saturday while I was in the hospital with her and my father. She was filling in the words, and you can sort of glean her mood from some of the words that were used to fill in the blanks...

For #4, Liz arrived at the hospital after just having taken a final for her class about Politics in South Africa.

Also note - I'm the one who was obsessed with the drip bags...

( Hilarity ensues... )