BRB, ORGASMING FOREVER.

[osaraba]

DO YOU SEE THIS MOVIE? DO YOU SEE IT?!!



Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (2011 remake)

NOW JUST REPLACE THE ONE I DON'T WANT TO FUCK RECOGNIZE (sorry, Michael Fassbender... oh, and I don't actually want to fuck Ralph Fiennes, but I do recognize him) with TOM HARDY.

THIS IS ACTUALFAX WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

I WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPSLOCK LAKJSDFLASJFLSDFJKASDLKFJSAD KEYBOARD SMASHING BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

reference:
http://osaraba.tumblr.com/post/1010483360/hellomombasa-woodcomb
http://osaraba.tumblr.com/post/1081340278/tom-hardy-joins-tinker-tailor-soldier-spy


ETA: Basically, I might have to reconsider the strikethrough on Ralph Fiennes...

juliet: you don't want to fuck ralph fiennes?
what is wrong with you?
did you not see red dragon?
me: nope
juliet: oh well maybe that explains it
me: =D
juliet: he's tattooed from shoulders to top of the thighs
and he's got an amazing body and he's a psychopath!
me: OH FUCK

Comments

[firefox1490.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO, no really I live for this spazzes.

[osaraba]

LOLZ. INSANITY.

[sharona1x2.livejournal.com]

This is exciting news! I'll be looking forward to it.

[osaraba]

Heee! =D

[morganwolf.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, but Michael Fassbender is the sex. I don't know who that middle kid is, but I'm willing to replace him with Tom Hardy. Let's just pretend that happened.

[osaraba]

Now see, this is why I crossed out "want to fuck" and replaced with "recognize". Because, actually, I love Benedict Cumberbatch (the guy in the middle), but I don't want to fuck him. And I don't know Michael Fassbender, but I could be convinced to fuck him.

BUT BUT THE MAIN POINT IS TOM HARDY AND COLIN FIRTH AND GARY OLDMAN IN THE SAME MOVIE.

[thedreamerworld.livejournal.com]

Remember, seizures in the bathroom only.

[osaraba]

TEXT-BASED SEIZURES ARE ALLOWED ON ALL SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES.

[endcredits.livejournal.com]

Michael Fassbender is a cutie, bless him, but he's going off to be Mr Edward Fairfax Rochester and motherfuppin' Magneto (!), so, y'know, I'm okay with that. (Sidenote: James MacEvoy is playing Xavier. I forsee SEXAY TIEMS!)

In the meantime: OMG CAST OF AWESOMENESS!

\Tom Hardy/

[osaraba]

WAIT ARE YOU FORSEEING MAGNETO/XAVIER SEXYTIEMS LOL?!

But srsly, I cannot wait for this movie. THIS MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER about Tom Hardy's role in that Reese Witherspoon/Chris Pine romcom he's doing. I know he's said how much he wants to do a romcom ("where people wear cardigans and find love... and keep it") but I've been really really afraid that if he ever actually got to do one he'd just-- IDK, want do keep on doing romcoms forever and not do any serious or crazy stuff anymore.

Because I really hate romcoms in general and I WOULD CRY if he never did anything crazy like Bronson or Stuart anymore. =(

[endcredits.livejournal.com]

Heh. Um, yes. Magneto/Xavier sexytiems are like gravity. I may have been stating the obvious there. :D

I'm sort of LOLing at the idea of Tom's future career path solely being in romcoms. HE COULD BE THE NEW HUGH GRANT. Except hot. And with tattoos. And simmering psychopathy.

He should do a romcom AS Bronson. :D

Hee! at the Fiennes reconsideration. My thoughts during Red Dragon: "Wait, what? Dollarhyde isn't supposed to be HAWT! I can just about forgive the Blake defilement with such rrrghness—maybe he could regurgitate it and we could reconstruct it together? Naked." (Oh, brain.)

[osaraba]

He should do a romcom AS Bronson.

YOU BROKE MY BRAIN.

Because for some reason, you know, it went straight into the gutter, thinking about that one scene where that girl at his uncle's place starts kissing him and he's clenching his fist so tight he's shaking. GUHHHH. THAT SCENE.

And also, the fact that I DON'T THINK IT WOULD COME OFF SO WEIRD IF THAT DID HAPPEN! Because it was kind of a romcom where it's Bronson/Bronson?

I don't understand the Red Dragon stuff, but as soon as I watch it, I will make references back at you, I swear! =D

[windbourne.livejournal.com]

THIS LOOKS AWESOME. I WILL JOIN YOU IN THE ALL-CAPS ROOM. :D :D :D :D XD~~~~ <--DROOLING.

[osaraba]

YES IT'S THE CAPS & DROOL ROOM. WE WILL INSANELY BE INSANE AT EACH OTHER TOGETHER.

MAYBE WITH BRONSON?

\O/

[koyappi.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THE HATE ON RALPH FIENNES?!? I love him!!!!!!! I want to have sweaty hairy monkey babies with him... among others.... why the hate?

[osaraba]

It's not hate, it's just... lack of love?
BESIDES! LOOK AT THE ETA! I RECONSIDERED.

[general-chris.livejournal.com]

thats one hell of a line up!

[fredericks.livejournal.com]

Wow. Hottest cast I've seen in a while. Sweet Jebus.