Dear Judy,

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December 1st has arrived and has marked the beginning of the WInter Gift-Giving Holiday (WIGGH) season. As such, I have purchased something with the intention of gifting it to you. You are hereby notified that you must now refrain from purchasing DVDs, Blu-rays, and Books without prior consultation with me and/or several other close friends.

To other friends who may also have the intention of purchasing something with the purpose of gifting Judy; please contact me so that no double-gifting may occur.

Thank you for your immediate attention to this matter,

Sara