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After recently reading Eats, Shoots & Leaves, some of the questions made us laugh hysterically for minutes on end,

For example, this question really should have a hyphen between "shoving" and "matches" because the way its broken up is just too easy to misinterpret...

In the past 2 years, how many times have you been involved in shoving
matches or fistfights with your co-workers?
Never
1 time
2 times
3 times
4 times
5 times

And, of course, on the heels of the one above, we had to figure out if this one was about a fat store-owner or the owner of a prosperous business...

If you were a large store owner and you found out that an employee had stolen merchandise from you, would you fire him if the total amount taken was worth less than:
$5.00 in one year?
$10.00 in one year?
$25.00 in one year?

Other questions just kind of gave you a general feeling of WTF?!

What is the total value of merchandise and/or cash you have taken without authorization from all your employers in the past five years?
$0
Less than $10.00
Between $10.00 and $25.00
Between $25.01 and $100.00
Between $100.01 and $500.00
Between $500.01 and $1,000.00
More than $1,000.00

This is even better than mad libs. Really.