All that we see or seem / Is but a dream within a dream.

[osaraba]

So this morning's dream was weirder than even my usual weird dreams -- which is really saying something. Its particular strangeness is more in that there were so many things going on, and all so completely unrelated to one another (rather than the weird stuff going on, since I dream about weird stuff more often than not).

It included, in no particular order other than listing as I remember them:

• alien pr0n -- I think because the last thing I saw last night before going to bed was something on the Discovery Channel about the mating rituals of camels. This included both video of aliens having sex, as well as a whole bunch of aliens running around doing their mating rituals, trying to attract mates. I can't remember what these aliens looked like; I know they were humanoid, but features were kind of blurry and vague.
  
  
• a guy who looked exactly like Christian Bale, who had a tank on his head (like a space suit helmet, but more cylindrical than round) that was filled about a quarter of the way up with dirty water. He was wearing a tight, black leather outfit and insisted that it was his "David Bowie outfit".
  
  
• several trips to the bathroom, but I couldn't go in peace because people kept coming in and interrupting.
  
  
• a girl who came into the bathroom to explain to me how she drove her car onto the roof right above where we were and stopped at exactly this spot. She made a mark on the ceiling where there was a ruler, to show where that spot was. So, she continued, I should have enough room to park my car up there as well. She looked a lot like Katsu.
  
  
• a fashion show of French Renaissance-style, whore-style dresses, complete with wigs and powdered faces and rouged lips. The models were lined up on a ledge, about 3 stories up on a building, where people on the street could look up and see them. There were microphones everywhere, and part of the show was that they each had to say a (rehearsed) line or two into a mic before going to the next person. When it got to the 15th or so model, she completely flubbed the line, and tried to correct herself; flubbed that; the model next to her tried to help her, but she flubbed it too. The person holding the mic glared really hard at both of them and then skipped to the next girl.
  
  
• somewhere on the grounds there was a swimming pool, where nearby, two alien women were kind of attacking some guy. (I say "kind of attacking" because I'm not 100% sure it wasn't part of their mating ritual, and I'm also not 100% sure the guy was all that unwilling...) The other aliens didn't look like these two -- these two were like animated (as in cartoon-drawn) devil-girls. You know: horns, pointed tails, sharp teeth, lavender-purple skin, dressed in black mid-drift shirts and short, black, pleated skirts.
  
  
• just before the end of the dream, someone was fiddling with the Bale-Bowie guy's helmet-tank. Bale-Bowie couldn't get the other person away from him, and this other person ended up draining Bale-Bowie's tank. As soon as the last drop of dirty water drained out of the tank, Bale-Bowie started to gasp. As if he were choking on lack of air (but the water never covered his mouth and nose, so it's not like he was breathing the water when it was in the tank). And then (as if this dream could get any weirder), his face started to melt off as if it had been doused in acid. Then all the rest of his body and skin disintegrated, also as if he'd been dunked in acid. HOWEVER, his leather outfit was still perfectly intact, and his yellowed bones peeked out from underneath. The tank-helmet somehow disappeared. Whether he took it off or it actually just disappeared, I don't know. But then he kind of just shrugged and walked away: a skeleton in a leather Bowie outfit.

Yeah, so. What the hell is up with all that?

Comments

[bondagepenguin.livejournal.com]

This is easy to interpret: You are crazy!

See? Nice and simple, its what I tell myself after weird dreams!

[osaraba]

HAHAHAHAHA. Why, thank you, sir, for clearing that all up! It all makes perfect sense now. =D

[bondagepenguin.livejournal.com]

Elementary my dear Rarararara.

Simple physics explains your dream!

[inbredchocobo.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAhahahHAHaha!1! I <3 "David Bale" and "David Bale" skeleton.

Weirdly enough, AJ and I had odd dreams last night too!
I thought it must have been the red onions, but perhaps it was just "Have unexplainable, coked-out dreams" night? I can't recall mine now, but AJ dreamnt a ghost kept coming into our bedroom from the hallway, and AJ was trying to wake me.. Yeah, coked-out dream night. I bet that was it :)

[osaraba]

Hmmm, though my dream from last night was actually the one about the Panthers' goalie. So not as cracked. But yeah.

[inbredchocobo.livejournal.com]

I could've said 2 nights of crazy dreams, but I uhh.. chose not to.