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OMG! ::spewsnortgasp:: LOLOL!

This was totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] _maldorora. It was just too funny not to repost and pass on:

Introduction

Let it be said that impoverished folk enjoy fried chicken. Pick an area where impoverished folk live (Hackney, Whitechapel, Streatham), and you have yourself an area that Colonel Sanders wouldn't touch with a shitty stick. (If he did, he'd be shut down within minutes.) Let's assume that you've spotted this gap in the market and want to open up a horrible little hovel that sells fried litter disguised as fried chicken. How do you trade on the fame of KFC without actually using the KFC brand? Simple. Just follow these golden rules when designing your shop sign:

http://badgas.co.uk/chicken/


Please look at numbers: 51, 52, 58, 65, 81, 112. They're best when read in order because they're funnier with the build-up from number 1. But they made me howl with laughter (which I had much trouble stifling since I'm at work)!

[edit: Oh no! They have a page about grammatically incorrect signs too! Now I'm in howler heaven. LOL!]
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