BRB, ORGASMING FOREVER.

[osaraba]

DO YOU SEE THIS MOVIE? DO YOU SEE IT?!!



Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (2011 remake)

NOW JUST REPLACE THE ONE I DON'T WANT TO FUCK RECOGNIZE (sorry, Michael Fassbender... oh, and I don't actually want to fuck Ralph Fiennes, but I do recognize him) with TOM HARDY.

THIS IS ACTUALFAX WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

I WOULD APOLOGIZE FOR THE CAPSLOCK LAKJSDFLASJFLSDFJKASDLKFJSAD KEYBOARD SMASHING BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

reference:
http://osaraba.tumblr.com/post/1010483360/hellomombasa-woodcomb
http://osaraba.tumblr.com/post/1081340278/tom-hardy-joins-tinker-tailor-soldier-spy


ETA: Basically, I might have to reconsider the strikethrough on Ralph Fiennes...

juliet: you don't want to fuck ralph fiennes?
what is wrong with you?
did you not see red dragon?
me: nope
juliet: oh well maybe that explains it
me: =D
juliet: he's tattooed from shoulders to top of the thighs
and he's got an amazing body and he's a psychopath!
me: OH FUCK

Comments

[osaraba]

He should do a romcom AS Bronson.

YOU BROKE MY BRAIN.

Because for some reason, you know, it went straight into the gutter, thinking about that one scene where that girl at his uncle's place starts kissing him and he's clenching his fist so tight he's shaking. GUHHHH. THAT SCENE.

And also, the fact that I DON'T THINK IT WOULD COME OFF SO WEIRD IF THAT DID HAPPEN! Because it was kind of a romcom where it's Bronson/Bronson?

I don't understand the Red Dragon stuff, but as soon as I watch it, I will make references back at you, I swear! =D