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in which i use the present tense to tell a story from earlier this morning.
So my alarm clock went off at the normal time this morning -- around 6:30am.
True story, people. x_X;
Obviously, I need to change my cell phone alarm ringtone. Because it's just not doing the job. I thought I'd get used to it, but it's been 2.5 months now, and it's obviously not working.
It takes a while for me to hear it, but when I do, I start trying to press the snooze button. It just. will. not. shut the fuck. off. I press the snooze button, I press other buttons. I press two buttons at the same time. I hold down one button and press some of the others. Any button. Every fucking button. Just shut the fuck up and let me sleep.
Oh yeah.
It's my cell phone alarm that rings. Not my alarm clock.
Just like always.
So I realize that it's my cell phone that's ringing and I press the snooze and go back to sleep.
I wake up abruptly, look at the clock ANDOMGWTFIT'S10:15!!! I'm massively late for work; I haven't even called in late, and WTF happened to Judy and Maryann?! Did we ALL oversleep?! I jump out of bed, open my door, run toward their rooms-- and pause in the middle of the living room.
Wait a second. It really doesn't feel like 10:15. The light is too grey; it's too low in the sky. It's too quiet outside. I glance at the cable box.
7:15.
HAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Sara -- with all that pressing of buttons I managed to reset my clock to THREE HOURS LATER. IN MY SLEEP!
True story, people. x_X;
Obviously, I need to change my cell phone alarm ringtone. Because it's just not doing the job. I thought I'd get used to it, but it's been 2.5 months now, and it's obviously not working.
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