UGH YES. You mentioning the underground made me think of another pet peeve of mine -- when the train is really crowded and people insist on leaning against the poles with their whole back or should or something instead of holding on with just one hand. I always make it a point to shove my hand in between the pole and their body and stare at them pointedly.

Heeeee, thank you so much!!! Handwriting (and calligraphy) is really the only medium in which I'm artfully inclined, so I'm very pleased you think so! =DDD