If you haven't read anything by Eloisa James, you SO SHOULD OMG. She is a Shakespearean professor by day (married to a real life Italian knight) and a historical romance writer by night. I flailingly recommend "A Kiss at Midnight." It's a Cinderella retelling and it is faaaaabulous. There's a Beauty and the Beast one coming out next. But anyway. Yes. Eloisa James ftw!

Um, hi. Been awhile! HOW ARE YOUUUUU.