2005-06-10

osaraba: (twice the fun|inuvampy)
2005-06-10 10:46 am
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What time is it? It's badly-drawn-chicken-o'clock, of course.

OMG! ::spewsnortgasp:: LOLOL!

This was totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] _maldorora. It was just too funny not to repost and pass on:

Introduction

Let it be said that impoverished folk enjoy fried chicken. Pick an area where impoverished folk live (Hackney, Whitechapel, Streatham), and you have yourself an area that Colonel Sanders wouldn't touch with a shitty stick. (If he did, he'd be shut down within minutes.) Let's assume that you've spotted this gap in the market and want to open up a horrible little hovel that sells fried litter disguised as fried chicken. How do you trade on the fame of KFC without actually using the KFC brand? Simple. Just follow these golden rules when designing your shop sign:

http://badgas.co.uk/chicken/


Please look at numbers: 51, 52, 58, 65, 81, 112. They're best when read in order because they're funnier with the build-up from number 1. But they made me howl with laughter (which I had much trouble stifling since I'm at work)!

[edit: Oh no! They have a page about grammatically incorrect signs too! Now I'm in howler heaven. LOL!]
osaraba: (twice the fun|inuvampy)
2005-06-10 11:15 am
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What did one claustrophobic toadstool say to the other?

"Why don't you fucking learn how to spell 'mushroom'?" Get it?

OMGLOL! I'm *so* dying here.

Okay, I decided the "bad language" section needed a post of its own because it's just too funny for words. (No pun intended.)

Occasionally, the human race embarrasses itself so badly that I want to gouge my intestines out. Like a modern-day Language Jesus, I'm prepared to die for the sins of others if that's what it takes.

http://badgas.co.uk/language/


This makes me want to submit that picture I took of a badly mispunctuated sign during our trip to San Francisco last year. (Yes, I did take a picture. Yes, I am a nerd.)